Song For All Occaisions

Clearing a large party table last night i received a rather interesting request.... one of the guests at the table had just received a hip replacement and wanted us to make a fuss.....so 5minutes later (having time to reword one of our birthday songs and grab a slice of choc fudge fix) i grabbed their dub and another number of staff members to sing a unique song: I don't know what i've been told (repeat) someone's hip is made of gold (repeat) I don't know but it's been said (repeat) (Insert name here)'s face is going red (repeat) good news is we sing for free (repeat) bad news is we sing off key (repeat) happy (repeat) new hip (repeat) (all together) happy new hip for you! now we really can celebrate anyone for anything..... Timasaurus xx